why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
Sometimes the fluorescent prison lights in my dorm room start to flicker and strobe really fast and now I have a bad headache. God damn this is an overhyped $40K/yr school and this dorm can’t even had good lighting.
do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT
do not think about joe biden getting ready for bed, wearing a tiny white pair of undies and mid-calf socks while drying off his freshly washed face with a plush egyptian cotton towel
“I have worked so hard to get my body to the pinnacle of athleticism and people have rejected it. They’ve said oh you know, ‘she’s so butch’, ‘she’s so ugly’ or ‘she looks like a man’. I look like a very strong, fit, beautiful woman, and a lot of people are very intimidated by that.” - Come Get Some: The Women of the WWF.
ok guys so i just had a breakthrough
so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’
and iM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE ITS CALLED POMPEII AND MOUNT VESUVIUS DESTROYED THE FUCKIN CITY OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE SAYING OH NO
do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"